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Gutbuster-start of paddling season (Read 483 times)
03/12/12 at 09:48:44

yankeeclipper   Offline
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March 24, Perche Creek. 10.3 mile up and back. Start 11 a.m. 1-3 pl. trophies. Olympian Mike Herbert will join us this year along with several national canoe champions. Clinic with Mike and Los Humungoes after. Drawing for goodies after race. Nutritional cookies and drinks. Bring stuff to sell or trade. ERG demo. 1st 65 register get goody bag. $15.00 per paddler, check or correct change no confederate $ please.11 classes
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Reply #1 - 03/12/12 at 11:55:14

Don Walls   Offline
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When I said I wanted some competition I wasn't thinking Mike Herbert level.  Oh well 2nd place is still a remote possibility.  Looking forward to it.
 

"When people figure out what's really important in life, there's gonna be a big shortage of canoes." Anonymous
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Reply #2 - 03/12/12 at 14:15:20

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At least you will have the best looking ski there!!
 
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Reply #3 - 03/12/12 at 17:27:56

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I bet mike has not worked out all winter......and gained 50 lbs and  cant even fit in ski....and gets out of wind riding an elevator............I am right am I not ?...............right?.............hello?

Actually I have an evil plan to thwart mr Herbert .....bears are  Now common in Missouri......and for the last 4 months my buddies at the conservation department have been training them to stop arkansas cars with stellar surfski's on top and force occupants to a wrestling match.....and their trainer has been luchador supremo himself Wally "the bear" -of Los humongous fame......he even has the bears wearing luchador masks made from razorback pig skins.......and trust me....that is freaky to see all and of itself.....we will see how snappy Mike is after wrestling 45 bears from the state line to mid Missouri........bet he has never wrestled a bear Roll Eyes Tongue Cry

...OK..if that does not work....I have an Asian carp back up plan!.......I am so not worried............... Huh. ..............much.

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Reply #4 - 03/12/12 at 23:45:29

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I've hear rumors that Herbert is distant relative of Chuck's.....

When he was small boy he trained with Arnold on the great mountain tops in europe, matterhorn in the winter, the eiger in the sring melt off, you know the easy stuff. After training at altitude he would come down to the tree line to wrestle bear and any other inferior mammal.

During his bear wrestling days he had the dire need to fuel his vigerous training regemin. The only available food was the migrating fish in a near by stream. Since the bears wanted nothing to do with him, he was able sit in the middle of the freezing snow melt river and swipe jumping fish trying to make uprive.

I guess he might still have a chance.
 

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