Symtoms may include uncontrollable eating, frequent naps, restless leg sydrome (also know as the power stoke) when sitting. Paddling all night in your sleep, dreams of getting washed over wing dikes, and near misses with barges. Unable to cross a river bridge without getting depressed.
Last but not least: Bringing your kayak into the house to spend quality time with it. Eating meals, watching TV and movies, and taking naps in a survival blanket!

I think I need professional Help!